alittlebitofdisneymagic:

forgettingfilm:

saoritsukiyaori:

hatcadet:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

GOTTA EAT TO LIVE
GOTTA STEAL TO EAT
TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I GOT THE TIME

ONE JUMP AHEAD OF THE SLOWPOKES

ONE SKIP AHEAD OF MY DOOM

NEXT TIME GOTTA USE A NOM DE PLUME

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It got better

mabapo:

when u go to a restaraunt regularly and order the same thing every time

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07.22.2014 / +117124 / hiccupstinybraids / mabapo

feferiden:

gingerhaze:

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This is the realest shit

“I remember my son once asked me, “Did you ever, like, kiss in high school?” And I told him this long drawn-out story of how shy I was, how I finally got a girlfriend but she broke up with me because I was too shy to try to kiss her, and then I had another girlfriend but still couldn’t figure out kissing. The technique was always a big obstacle in my head, like, How do you kiss? Where does your chin go? Forget about anything beyond kissing-first base was a total mystery to me. So I’m telling my son this long story, and he listens patiently until he finally realizes where I’m going with it, and he says, “Dad, no-did you like Kiss in high school? Kiss, the band!” And I was, “Oh yeah, Kiss…they were good.””

Steve Buscemi (via moeoftoe)

07.22.2014 / +35384 / hiccupstinybraids / moeoftoe

thatfriendlyblackguy:

foreverqueird:

sovietsiren:

taiora:

livetomakeadifference:

rope-an-ole-blue-norther:

that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin:

tumblinwithhotties:

I saw this posted on tumblr and was gonna reblog it…but all the ppl who posted it were kind of mommy blogs…don’t think they’d like to be linked to a porn blog :o)  Anyway…

So how does it work exactly??? Well for 52 weeks you save the same amount of money for which week you are on. For instance week one you save $1, week two you save $2, and so on. By the end of your 52 weeks you will have saved $1,378.00. It may not seem like a whole lot, but it is when you are not taking that much each week from your paycheck and just putting it in a jar and allowing it to add up.

Far cry from what I usually post…but I just thought this was a good idea.

well well well maybe i will be able to go to River Falls after all

Great way to save your money if you don’t know how to!

Guess I’m saving money this next year!

Guess what I’m doing next december? :)

This is nifty. I want to try. :3

I like the idea but I get paid biweekly so each payweek it would be doubled up, which getting into the later weeks can be a make-or-break situation when it comes to bills. Definitely a nifty idea though.

I’m doing this. And you don’t even miss the money all that much. And towards the end of the year, it’s nice to see the total in your savings account. DO IT if you can.

joshpeck:

vinebox:

Literally I Cant Ew

i will watch this until my eyes bleed

07.22.2014 / +162856 / hiccupstinybraids / vinebox

thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

Every person who reblogs gets a drawing of their icon in the ballpit

alitzelaoearroyo:

I’ll do them all.

shipssabriel:

I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”

unimpressed2chainz:

samuel l. jackson is so adorable on twitter look at these old ppl selfies 

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

mrs-hudscn:

i’m an independent teenage girl who needs a job and a better social life and good grades and help when ordering food at restaurants and actually i’m not independent at all please help

iguanamouth:

"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*